Da Shit versus Shit

Some things are just “Da Shit”. Awesome stuff. Amazing stuff. The stuff of orgasms. While other things are just plain shit. Smelly, fly infested, gag inducing 100% grade-A monkey shit. Here are some examples just to drive home my point:

1. Sassy Girl versus Sassy Girl

My Sassy Girl was the first Korean movie I watched. As many people will tell you, it was awesome. The American version was another story. It had none of the magic that the original had. Even though it had Elisha Cuthbert, the American Sassy Girl just stinks.

2. Sadako versus Samara

Another case of the original being far far superior to the update. Sadako is just fucking scary. Compared to her, Samara from the American ring is a second rate cosplayer.

3. Maxmimus versus Spartacus

If these two gladiators were to fight, it would be no contest. Maximus would kick Spartacus’ ass so hard the next gladiator wannabe is gonna feel it.

4. book Ginny versus movie Ginny

I love Ginny Weasley from the Harry Potter books! I’ll tell anyone who’ll listen that Ginny Weasley is one of my favorite HP characters and that I knew from book two that she and Harry would end up together (I really did dammit). That’s why I’m so pissed at the casting of Ginny in the movies! Urgh! To put it nicely, she’s too… plain looking. especially when you put her beside Emma Watson. Come on. It’s not even fair. I guess that’s probably one of the reasons that a lot of people want Harry and Hermione to be the love birds instead.

5. The Rock versus Dwayne Johnson

I wish time travel exists. So the Rock can travel to the present and kick Dwayne Johnson in the nuts. What the fuck is wrong with you Dwayne Johnson!? Why the hell are you hosting the fucking Teen Choice Awards!? You used to be so cool!

6. Christian Bale versus George Clooney

Batman fans so get this.

7. Solid Snake versus Raiden

Think back to 2001. Remember waiting for months for the Playstation 2 to come out. Remember waiting for another couple of months for Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty to come out. Then, remember when you finally got your hands on the game and played the first 4 glorious hours as the legendary Solid Snake…

Then remember the rest of the game when you play as girly man Raiden.

8. Robin Padilla versus Jeric Raval

As the most famous Filipino movie line of all time goes: Jeric Raval, Walang Himala.

Wait. That’s not right. It’s this one:

Jeric Raval, you’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copy cat.

9. Ghostfighter versus Flame of Recca

Flame of Recca was hyped (by GMA 7) as the next Ghostfighter. It wasn’t. The anime wasn’t very good to begin with, but couple that with terrible dubbing and just how awesome the tagalized Yu Yu Hakusho was, the Flame of Recca anime just doesn’t come close. (The flame of recca manga is decent by the way)

10. Rivermaya versus Rivermaya versus Rivermaya

214, ellese and Hinahanap hanap kita. Ahhh those were the days. The days when people wouldn’t call you insane for mentioning Rivermaya and the Eraserheads in the same breath. Then Bamboo split and Rico Blanco took over as front man.  That’s quite a downgrade. But still, say what you want about Rico Blanco, but he knows how to write good tunes.

Then Rico Blanco left. The remaining members were forced to pick up the pieces with a Rockstar insx like contest to find their next frontman. Now they’re just a shadow of their former self. Cueshe is more fucking relevant than Rivermaya. And that’s just plain sad man.