An officemate of mine told me that the impression he gets of me when reading my blog is that I’m always “badtrip” or in a bad mood. This makes me sad. Why? Because I want to be a blogger that writes about happy and fun things. I want to come off as a guy who loves rainbows, cotton candy and magical unicorns, not some hell-hath-no-fury-nut case.
Believe it or not, I actually put in an effort not to sound like some rabid lunatic. To prove that I’ve made an effort in improving myself, here’s an excerpt from my previous blog to serve as a comparison:
“Putang ina kang hayop na group leader ka!! Ano ba naman ung sabihin mo sa akin na may orientation nung Monday ng 4:30!! Mahirap bay un!? Tapos tatanungtanungin kita kung bakit di mo sinabi, sasabihin mo “kasi hindi ako nagtanong”. Fuck You Asshole!! Nung sinali ako sa group mo BY FORCE kasi 2 lang kayo, I should have gotten the message that you’re a motherfucking loser!! Papagawa ka pa ng review notes na deadline ng August 2, tapos mag na nag ka sobra, tapos isusubmit mo ng August 15 kasi hindi mo pa tapos yung part mo!! Tang ina mo! Palusot ka pa na marami ka kasing ginagawa!! Hayop!! Ilan beses mo ako rinemind about the fucking review notes?! 6 na beses gago!! Ilan beses mo ko rinemind about ung orientation!? Zero you prick!! Hindi ka pa patay sinusunog na kaluluwa mo sa impyerno gago!!
As for you, you stupid stuck up bitch, porke alam mo na requirement ng mga students ung immersion sobrang high and mighty mo!! Ina mo!! I tried being polite dammit, it isn’t my fault that my group leader is GALACTICALLY STUPID!! Pero you didn’t even lift a fucking finger!! Screw you!! Tinanong kita kung ano mga options ko, sabi mo “magdasal”! MAGDASAL!? That’s the best you can fucking come up with!? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Siyet!! Tapos magsusubmit lang ako ng medical, dami dami mo pang sinabi hayop ka! Well, since hindi naman ako makakasama sa immersion, you can take my medical, dust it off, fold it up real nice, turn the sunnavabitch side ways and stick it up your tight ass bee-atch!! IF YA SMELL WHAT THE MIKE IS COOKING!!!”
I know right? I was an angry, angry college kid.
Why did I change? 3 reasons. First, writing like this in college was cool, but I figured writing this kind of shit wasn’t gonna cut it in the corporate world. Second, I guess I matured… A little. Third, I can’t go hating on people like this today, when the person can find out about it, post it in Facebook and then laugh while watching social-network Armageddon rains down on my sorry ass.
Hence, the new and improved me. =) I still dream about blogging about my magical unicorns, and maybe someday, if I’m worthy, I will.